how to get over a broken heart

how to get over a broken heart

- hey, did you everrealize that a quiche is basically just an egg pie?- [woman] yeah, sure. hey, does this hat make me look like i'm trying too hard, or dothink naturally i'm like, a hat person? - what? - he hesitated, fuck this hat. - what, where are you going? - alexis wanted to meet up and talk.

- alexis, your ex-girlfriend alexis? - we're just gonna grab a casual drink. - just gonna grab a casualdrink with your ex-girlfriend? - mhmm. - alright, tell pharrell your problems. - [woman] you don't look like pharrell. - [man] i look like pharrell. - okay, you look alittle bit like pharrell. - thank you.

- [woman] thanks.- so... what do you think is about to happen? - i don't know, i haven'tgiven it that much thought. - maybe she's dying.(alexis coughs) maybe she's moving out of the country. she always wanted to go teach abroad, to asian people, be cultured. i don't know, maybe leaving the planet. - people are doing that.

- maybe she just wantshanna bongtanna back. - no, she's ours now. - i know. - it'll be fine. it's been eight months. and as we all know, timeheals all-- who the fuck is this on her instagram?- [man] maybe she wants to tell you that she's in a relationship? - [woman] she's in arelationship with this kent guy?

- [man] maybe she's getting married. - to kent?! what do you know? maybe she's pregnant with kent's baby. god, i fucking hate her!- hey. hey, why do you have to hate her? - yeah, ugh, you're right. we're fine. we're gonna be chill. we'll be cordial, we'll laugh, make jokes,

split the check down the middle like buds, we'll find closure. - [man] you really believe that? - i certainly do.- you're crying. - maybe she wants to get back together. yeah, that would make sense. like, enough time has passed where now she realizes how great i was for her. she'll put her fingers overmy lips and she'll say...

hey, get out of my fantasy! - you know what? i think you should go out with her. - really? - yeah, but don't idealize her. look at her for the person she truly is. - could i get some service?! - and then maybe you'llrealize every single reason... - yeah, no, not at all, i'mnot doing anything important.

- you guys broke up... - i don't know whythere's so many countries in north america.- in the first place. - could you take these back? no no, it's fine. could you, seriously rightnow, take them, both of them. - i feel amazing, she was fucking awful. she like, sat down atthe bar, and was like, "you call this an ipa?"

and then she like, tookout her phone and was like, "i hate her, i hate her, i hate her," and then she looked at the menuand was like, "i can't even, "i can't even." - you want some frittata?- [woman] no. - [man] are you sure? - [woman] i hate eggs, you know that. - [man] are you sure?- [woman] positive. - here comes the quiche plane.

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