living with a broken heart

living with a broken heart

>> anwar jibawi: i’m the greatest janitor in the world. [cell phone rings] hello! >> marcus johns: jibawi! ryan from the office, how’s it going therebud? >> anwar jibawi: hey, how’s it going ryan? >> marcus johns: hey! good news and bad news. bad news, is that we just bought a self automated cleaning robot that’s going to take your

job, so we’re no longer going to need yourjanitorial services here at the office. >> anwar jibawi: so, you’re firing me? >> marcus johns: you’re fired. yeah. >> anwar jibawi: and the good news? >> marcus johns: oh, sorry that’s just abad habit. there’s no good news. have a great life, see ya! >> mister v: and she was like aye, say my name, say my name! >> ray diaz: did you say her name?

[laughing]that’s my man i taught you well, mm. >> mister v: anwar, what up bro? >> ray diaz: how’s it going bro? you look like you’re in a slump buddy! come out with us tonight! >> anwar jibawi: the thing is i just like… >> mister v: guess what? i just bought a new jaguar convertible! >> ray diaz: oh yeah!

>> mister v: we will bring some girls inside and she will do the proper shake man! >> ray diaz: ohhh, and we’re gonna drop 20k in the club tonight, the three of us. you in or out baby? hmm...hmm...hmm….! >> anwar jibawi: fine! let’s do it. >> mister v: yeah! [money dance song] [bleep]!

[mister v screaming] >> mister v: oh man, the booty was huge! >> ray diaz: i know, i saw it man! i took a picture. yo! last night was epic! >> mister v: for real! >> anwar jibawi: it was fun, it was fun. >> mister v: we’re gonna do it again.

>> ray diaz: yes! come on! >> anwar jibawi: i’m okay guys. you guys, you guys can go, but i think i’mgoing to stay in today. >> ray diaz: i got [bleep] downstairs! >> mister v: right now. >> anwar jibawi: hey, where’s my girl? >> ray diaz: hey, you gotta get your own! just meet us there! >> anwar jibawi: wait, wait!

>> marcus johns: need a date honey? >> ray diaz &mister v: hey! hey! [mister v screaming]>> ray diaz: yeah! wake up! wake up! wake up! wake up! wake up! wake up! wake up! wake up! the last two nights were amazing! >> mister v: yes! and we’re gonna do it again, and again, again, again! >> ray diaz & mister v: three! three! >> anwar jibawi: stop! i’m broke!

i lost my job. i’m lonely. i lost my girl. >> marcus johns: excuse me? wow. okay. >> anwar jibawi: there’s nothing that you can do to make me go out. [exit music]

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