recovering from a breakup

recovering from a breakup

hey. i’m really glad we’re going to stay friends. me too. [tv] i want all of you, forever, you and me, everyday. can you do something for me? we’re going to get laid. forget about brad this is our night. yeah! i’m single. cool. can i buy you a drink? really?

want to do a shot of crystal? brad! brad! ..mini horses but not regular sized horses. they could be scary. and why so small? i know right. oh sorry just one second. oh, no problem. your face missed my face. what? a selfie already? you should be at home crying in bed you monster. two can play at this game.

should i go? no, no, no, no. okay. take a picture with me. take a picture, with like…okay. whoa. f#%k brad. who’s brad? there’s a straw in there.

dude, six selfies with a man in bed? oh my god, i forgot i posted those. i’m deleting them right now. okay that’s it i’m turning over a new leaf. no more being sad, no more floor vomiting, no more bringing home strangers. and no more masturbating with the door open. whoa, sorry. hey rebecca. you look great, really great. i saw an instagram that you were starting to see somebody else now and it hit me that was sorta fast but, i’m happy if you’re happy. oh yeah, you know. new love.

it’s him. hey john. hamptons this weekend? i’d love to. he’s a doctor. anyway got to run. [tv] what do you want? i have to go.

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