how to help a friend deal with a breakup
- don't worry, girl. i've got you, let's get some drinks,and fuck steve, you know? - yeah, man! no, i'mgood. a couple of drinks, i'm not going to get drunk,like, i'm not that girl. i don't even care that much! - no! - like, this was good. - this is good, this is good. (rock music)
- let's take breaks in between. - no, no, you're right, you're right. - you want to play pool? - yeah. - you love playing pool. - i think it's only like, a dollar too. did you just join tinder? - no, i didn't just--oh, mygod! that guy looks like steve! - well, how's your little puppy?
- steve loved puppies so much! he liked music! (sobbing) - [friend offscreen] hey,karaoke! karaoke over here! - okay, yeah, let's do karaoke! - ♫and i don't know the bartender ♫but i do because (stops singing) you're stupid bartender, steve! what is his career? i don't even know you! and you broke my heart,
and i've lost three pounds already, and... (vomiting) - 'atta girl. hey,you're good, you're good! yeah, fuck steve, huh? - i love you. - i love you, too. i do. no,no. we're not getting close. - (slurred) i need a burrito. - okay, get the rest up. oh, my god.
(fast guitar)
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