how to cope with a broken heart

(somber jazz music) - heartbreak, it sucks. there's no other way to put it. one day you have the entire world and then the next day, it's all gone. food loses its taste, you no longer feel the need to do laundry, and the shower turns intoyour own personal cry chamber. all those seconds, minutes, hours,

days wasted on something that only ended in bitter disappointment. and now you're alone withno idea of what's next. what do you even do with your time now? do you go for a walk? do you write a novel? maybe you can try your hand at street art with sidewalk chalk? come on, that's a little ridiculous.

your days used to be filledwith hope and excitement, and now nothing. you're now back in the chasefor the next best thing. you're sick of swipingthrough these stupid apps. no, no, maybe? no, you just--- zack. are you seriously still sad about finishing bingewatching breaking bad? - it was so good.

i'll never have anything like that again. - okay, get over it. come hang out with your girlfriend. - no, i'm good. i'm just gonna sit here and sulk. - okay, just gonna go. seriously? - some people, like your girlfriend, will never understand.

in that week and a half,you watched over 47 hours of quality television. the characters, story, andsetting are now a part of you. and that will never change. there will never be another. what is the people versus o.j. simpson? and just like that, youwere swept off your feet by something new. you have a new outlook on your life.

food is as rich as ever. laundry got a little easier, and the shower turned backinto your recording studio. life is good again. wait, how is there only 10 episodes? wait, what do you meanthis is a mini series? a mini series? this isn't happening to me again! and it's the circle of life.

the quest continues. here's to binge watching. i hate you and i love you so, so much.